Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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