New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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