go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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