Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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