i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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