Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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