Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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