'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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