I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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