I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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