new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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