in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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