ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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