Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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