don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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