Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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