Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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