It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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