It's Friday. Sex?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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