I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
