It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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