ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize