We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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