she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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