plz talk dirty to me
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
vagina is talking i cant
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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