Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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