fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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