question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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