I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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