discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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