covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
