What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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