ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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