I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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