Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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