I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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