he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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