So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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