You can't special order awesome
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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