Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
i think im in europe. pls send help
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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