i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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