Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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