i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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