I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize
