Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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