Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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