in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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