Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
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