Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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