names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
try to milk me bitch
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