scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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