I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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