But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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