There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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