The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
