she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i out mim tonsoeep
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