North Korea, Best Korea!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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