Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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