She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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