i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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